[palmer]

*cums inyou* whoops! guess ur preg now. can we go get hot wings please :/

[gaywerewolftransgender]

the thing about me and obama is that we were both having a lot of imaginary gay sex at age 21

[antelopian]

I was simply having gay sex at 21, can't relate

[gaywerewolftransgender]

wow thats crazy. reblogging to spread the word. hey guys just so everyone knows, this person has had sex

[empress-belosbeck]

[creepymutelilbugger]

that little squirrel boy is about to get it

[notafamousblog]

get what

[creepymutelilbugger]

[manywinged]

my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed

[manywinged]

having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife

[schistcity]

[bloodcoveredgf]

sometimes you need to take a sudden break from watching a horror movie to randomly jerk off and its not even because of or related to the movie but it is part of the experience

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[bulkhummus]

all work is cancelled. everyone stay home and do nothing and lay in bed sooooooo cutely and watch tv shows and have no obligations and kiss together

[roundo]

It’s kind of disgusting that people have sex in the same place that they sleep 🤢😷

[grossgay]

Literally this is why I only have sex in my car or in the woods